who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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