Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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