I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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