I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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