these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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