He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
