i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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