SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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