he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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