so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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