I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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