I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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