Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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