I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
As shirtless as possible
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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