I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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