What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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