I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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