Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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