I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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