i would punch a child for taco bell
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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