she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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