we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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