I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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