i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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