I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just cut my nipple shaving
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Randomize