if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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