Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
where am i from again
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
sarcasm needs its own font
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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