he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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