i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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