K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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