Do vagina's smell?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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