we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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