My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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