She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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