so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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