he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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