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I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
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we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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