Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I love having hate sex.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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