I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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