What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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