OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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