i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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