Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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