So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
