My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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