Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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