Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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