We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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