So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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