NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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