And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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