dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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