Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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