is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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