barbara walters just said penis...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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