I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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