I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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